Sex Criminals

NEW STORY! NEW STARTING POINT! SAME OLD MATT AND CHIP. Jon and Suzie have a special gift: when they have sex, they stop time. Turns out they're not alone. Get on board the book that's been called 'hilarious' and 'arousing' - and you could win $1000 dollars. ONE of these randomly selected SPECIAL POLYBAGGED ISSUES contains $1000. Seriously. Lots of comics want you to speculate about getting rich. We just want to artificially inflate our sales for a month and MAKE you rich(er). This is not a joke.