Obnoxio The Clown vs. The X-Men

Something Slimey This Way Comes - Obnoxio has been hired by Professor Xavier to perform at Kitty Pryde's birthday, but things go awry when Eye-Scream coincidentally arrives at the same time.

Abuse Page - Obnoxio responds to an unkind letter in a comparable fashion.

Jury Duty - Obnoxio is called for jury duty, and he stumbles upon a heist in progress. After herding them into police custody, life returns to normal.

Dear Flabby - Obnoxio offers Ann Landers style advice to cure depression through the purchase of Marvel products.