Klovn: 1. Sæson – Baseret på virkelige hændelser

Frank has forgotten his and Mia's 5th anniversary and instead planned to go to a Monster Truck rally with Casper. Unfortunately, Iben Hjejle's grandmother becomes terminally ill, so Casper cancels

Frank becomes unfriended by the Pakistani import/export man in the office next door because he plays loud ethnic music, and under unfortunate circumstances Frank ends up stealing a car from a group of 2nd generation immigrants.

Michael Carøe has become a father, and it is celebrated with a men's evening. Frank has hired a stripper and is nicknamed Pat-man. Frank is unhappy that Mia always buys too little bacon. In response, she appoints Frank as housekeeper.

Casper and Frank are close to closing a contract with Palle Strøm. And when Palle is going on a date with Szhirley - the Joker's ex-girlfriend - he is allowed to borrow Frank's beloved suit jacket to feel cool.

Frank's doctor offers Frank coke, and Frank and Casper agree that you are a freak after all when you say no. Mia, Iben and Bodil go on a weekend trip, and Casper invites e.g Mikael Carøe and Steen from Sort Sol for the men's evening.

Frank is heartbroken to see his former girlfriend digging through the trash. When she invites him to dinner, he accepts out of charity but the night quickly turns deeply uncomfortable.

Frank gets a foreskin examination. He insists on being there the next time Mia has a gynecological check-up. And then Frank's father comes to visit and pressures Frank to help him find a suitable girl to give him his first blowjob.

Frank volunteers to play on Mads Mikkelsen's football team but things turn ugly when he gives the opposing team's captain AIDS.

Frank's feud with a fruit delivery man ends up ruining his skydiving trip.

Frank's mother's ashes are to be moved to a different parcel. He likes one near a beech tree but it is already taken. Not to be deterred so easily, Frank resorts to bribery and asking a favour from Casper to get his way.