Kenny vs. Spenny: Season 5

The competition this week is to take a dump in your pants and see who can keep it there the longest, to be finally decided by a Butt Slam Fest.

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can go the furthest with the most women.

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can stay in a sweltering gorilla suit the longest. Finally, proof that evolution can indeed go backwards.

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can piss off the most people, through insults, overcharging, traffic jams, and strategic marketing.

Kenny and Spenny must stay off the ground for as long as they can, using everything at their disposal.

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who is the best pro-wrestler, ending with a lot of blood and a very furious Iron Sheik.

Kenny and Spenny serve time under a drill sergeant to determine who is the better soldier.

The competition to discover who is the better Jew all comes down to the decision of a rabbi.

A trio of disabled people must choose who they like more, Kenny or Spenny, but since they have never seen the show, Kenny can say he's Spenny, and be the worst possible Spenny so they will vote for 'Kenny'.

Before it became legal in Canada, the boys tried to find out who could smoke the most pot. It takes place at home, but eventually sirens are heard outside.