The Shanghai Union Of Industrial Mystics

Plot

CF Wong is a simple man. All he asks is to be left alone to rake in the cash from his feng shui business and to enjoy the good things in life. But that doesn't seem to be the way events are currently going: his office is being demolished around his ears, his renegade assistant, Joyce, has lost her marbles and become a vegetarian, and his dinner's been interrupted by a group of vegan terrorists with guns. And then there's the white elephant and the bomb and the biggest traffic jam in Shanghai's history. It is definitely not looking like and auspicious day.