The Muppet Show – Season 3

Gladys and the Swedish Chef provide service at the canteen as Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge guest star.

Miss Piggy becomes increasingly jealous as Kermit appears to give a young pig performer attention.

Fozzie heard that Roy Clark was going to bring Country to the show and sent all of the stagehands out to the country. Matters are complicated even more when a fire breaks out backstage and Fozzie tries to keep it a secret from Kermit.

Bunsen Honeydew causes problems when he invents an all powerful glue that causes everyone and everything to stick to each other. Gilda has to improvise when forced to sing with a nine foot tall talking carrot.

Kermit pushes an unwilling Floyd Pepper to take on the role of a knight in a jousting scene with Gonzo as the Black Knight.

Kermit puts up with various problems in the theater: Animal eats Gonzo's trained Mexican jumping beans, which make him jump whenever someone says "Arriba", he gets a strange sandwich from Gladys, and he has to put up with Miss Piggy's temper when Annie Sue is chosen over her in the melodrama sketch. On top of all this, Jean Stapleton announces who she'd like as her partner for the closing number partner: Crazy Harry.

When not performing, Alice Cooper is doing some devilry backstage looking for souls to purchase.

With the regular theater being fumigated, Kermit and the gang have to stage the show at an active train station.

Liberace plans for his concert, "A Tribute to the Birds".

Miss Piggy casts herself and Kermit in a wedding sketch whose intentions might be less fictional than Kermit realizes.

Raquel Welch performs a prehistoric dance routine with a giant spider and performs with Miss Piggy, singing 'I Am Woman (W-O...P-I-G)".

Guest star John Coco tries to add "razzle dazzle" to The Muppet Show.

The Muppet Theater's incompetent new janitor and craftsman, Beauregard, is causing chaos both on and backstage.

While Fozzie tries to make the show scripted, Harry Belafonte brings an international sound to the musical performances.

Kermit accidentally introduces Lesley as Lesley and Warren, a famous knife throwing act, while Gonzo tries to perfect his jump from the stage and into the box to land safely between Statler and Waldorf.

Danny Kaye finds his gig on the show rather discouraging considering Statler and Waldorf are sitting outside rather than see the guest star.

The Muppet Show celebrates its international success with a global theme with the great Goon comedian, Spike Milligan.

Gonzo has his first date with Camilla the Chicken. Special guest Big Bird meets some of the cast while wandering around the theater.

Instead of participating in Muppet Labs this week, Beaker helps Beauregard backstage with various tasks.

Kermit must contend with a bunch of Sylvester Stallone groupies who've accessed the backstage.

The Muppet Theater has an outbreak of cluckitis, that causes sufferers to turn into chickens.

In honor of Roy Rogers and Dale Evans guest starring, the show takes on a Western theme

The Muppet players decide that instead of the regular Muppet Show, they'll be doing a remake of Robin Hood staring Lynn Redgrave as the lovely Maid Marian and Miss Piggy as the infamous Sister Tuck.

Fozzie asks for feedback from Kermit in order to aid in his self improvement. The bust of Beethoven provides running commentary on the antics in the theatre.