Women Are From Bras, Men Are From Penus: A Survival Guide For Bypassing Communication And Getting Even In Your Relationships

Plot

In Women Are From Bras, Men Are From Penus, you will learn these critical survival skills: How to get a man to do what you want; How to flatter the pants off a woman. How to motivate a man by becoming a dominatrix. How men go up and down like yo-yos. The best and worst times to talk to a man; How to talk to a woman without listening. How women go round and round in circles; How to tell a woman is getting her period. Why arguments are good; How to tell if you are arguing. How to dress for an argument; How to blame your partner for practically everything. How you think you are scoring points with the opposite sex; How to wage war.