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Missing In Greenwood

Missing In Greenwood

2020
Xvid
MP4
Comedy | Horror | Thriller
Ireland | English | Color | 01:20

A worried father (Tony Denham, The Football Factory) goes to the isolated forest of Greenwood in hope of finding his son Pat Cullen (Mark Hutchinson, The Pigman Murders) who has been missing for over two years. As he makes his way to the last destination he encounters dark twists and turns as he must now try to survive the forest himself.


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Jeff Casserly Hiker #2
Bernie Coen Parker
Michael Corcoran Jason McNamara
Tony Denham Patrick Cullen
James Fahey Berlin
Jonathan Geraghty Lenny
Mark Hutchinson Paddy Cullen Jr.
Donncha Kearney James
Stephen Patrick Kenny Killer 1
Lady Lady The Dog
Leo Mamasaxlisi Boris
Thomas McCormick Simon Carey
James Moore Paranormal Investigator 1
Richard Morrison Paranormal Investigator 3
Naoíse O'Flaherty Girl in Woods
Ronan O'Grady Paranormal Investigator 2
Jessie O'Regan Colin Kenny
Paddy Paddy The Dog
Stephen Qualter Hiker
Chris Regan Killer 2

Trailer

Edition details

Nr Discs 1

Personal

Owner Jackmeats Flix
Location Deleted
Purchased On Jun 28, 2020 at TGX
Watched Aug 14, 2021
Index 2044
Added Date Jun 28, 2020 07:05:34
Modified Date Aug 06, 2025 02:03:49

Notes

My quick rating - 0.9/10. Rarely do you see a movie that can screw up every aspect of filmmaking, and to do so in a mere 80 minutes is an accomplishment. I am guessing these fools ran across The Blair Witch Project and had no idea it had been popular and also copied hundreds of times. They then set out and took everything good about that movie (there isn't much) and threw those aspects out the window, and kept everything terrible about it. But not only keep the bad stuff, but overaccentuate it to no end. This movie is constantly screwing around with the camera's green and blue filters to the extent at times, you literally cannot see what is going on. The sound is so far off at times, I often wondered if they spliced the wrong scenes audio in. And the editing, geez, seriously, I have done better with scotch tape and scissors on VHS tapes than a lot of this. Maybe someone who was part of the directing should have been there to watch so the correct scenes were in place. Have I gotten to the "acting" yet? I am unsure what to blame for how horrendous that part is. They may be really stupid people in real life, or it is possible that they were supposed to be acting like inept idiots at all times, in which case they nailed it. Oh, story? 3 dudes head into the woods for a weekend and end up targets of some game? I think that was it, since you get to play detective, piecing things together. The editor couldn't be bothered with that. Trying to find the positive? NOPE, there literally isn't anything. Suffice it to say, one of the worst examples of #turkey material to come by in a long time, and you'd best steer clear.

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