Jade's Asylum

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	Morgan Kohan	Jade Williams
	Sebastian Pigott	Mike Grover
	Jeff Teravainen	Wesley Hunter
	Drew Nelson	Harrison Carter
	Deanna Jarvis	Tanya Stone
	Kjartan Hewitt	Toby Hunter
	Roc LaFortune	Howard Williams
	Tomas Chovanec	Darcy Dwyer
	Mauricio Morales	Officer Alvares
	Holden Sears Schoepflin	Zuma 1
	Gregory Wilson	Mark Anderson
	Diana Marcela Aguilar Chavez	Officer Vasquez

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Director	Alexandre Carrière
Writer	Alexandre Carrière
Producer	Steve Boisvert, Alexandre Carrière, Roc LaFortune, Josée Langlois
Musician	Denis Surov
Photography	John Olts

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My quick rating - 1,2/10. This movie is so painfully bad. The thing that makes this #turkey worse than that silly Xmas flick is they had a budget. Quality cameras, solid editing, location is very nice to look at. BUT what in the hell is this trash. I can't explain who the bad guys are because I don't think they knew either. To make this mess of random flashbacks throughout the 83 minute stick my hand in a blender fest worse; These idiots took this nonsense SERIOUSLY. They actually think they have a horror movie you should think about. So what do they want you to think about? Being an asshole tends to make people dislike you? Strange people-like things partially covered in shrubbage live in the forest and will kill you? Drugs are bad? Who knows really. Just a group of rich assholes getting offed by things in the woods in unceremonious fashion. Or maybe the whole thing was supposed to be in the chicks head, since none of the flashbacks make sense. Just thinking about this is giving me a headache.

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