Escape From Area 51

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	Donna D'Errico	Sheera
	Chris Browning	Sklarr
	Sarah Schueler	Alien Narrator
	Caleb Thomas	Ernest
	Leon M. Brown	Henry
	Veronica Farren	Dr. Jill Landress
	Kelton Jones	Dave
	Clint Carney	Jack
	Anouk Samuel	Kyra
	Ernest Keith Walker	Vice Admiral
	Jeff Blumberg	Vlogger Jeff
	Curly G.	Vlogger Curly
	Tim Chizmar	Vlogger Tim
	Quentin Jones	Vlogger Quentin
	Zeke Jones	Jason
	Chloe Amen	Molly
	Sheree Abate	Amanda
	Danielle Sibony	Sunshine
	Devan Schoelen	Jerry
	Trevor Worthy	Patrick
	Dominic Smith	Max
	Spencer Mathis	Shawn
	Sarah Cooper	Ashley
	Robert Rhine	Sklarr's Victim
	Camilla Angelica Skarstad	Alien Angelica

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Director	Eric Mittleman
Writer	Eric Mittleman, Carlos Perez, Ted Chalmers, Robert Rhine
Producer	Ted Chalmers, Eric Mittleman, Andrew Petersen, Robert Rhine, David S. Sterling, Gustave Whinnery
Musician	John Boegehold
Photography	Justin McConville

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My quick rating - 1.5/10. Painful. I have never seen someone have such a difficult time acting like a "stoner," but the kid in this one cannot even get that right. Oh, these "jokes" are just so bad...I really want to turn this off. And since I didn't turn it off, I will tell you that this, from top to bottom, is just plain awful. Strangely, what you would expect, some cheesy erotic type sci-fi, is not what this one is, either. It appears to be some kids somehow got money (these days, since people love shitty crap and give money to it, Kickstarter) and then talked, maybe the neighbors or some parents, into being in their "movie." The story is about an alien who escapes from being held and ends up on Earth. Then another alien comes looking for her. Or it could be the other way around, that is the BIG plot twist. The effects in this one were outright nonsense. The clear point of all this can be summed up in this: men are dumb and bad, women are smart and good. This is evident in the fact that every male is a complete idiot in this, and the females, well, they all know what they are doing. According to one line, "on every planet, it is the women who step forward to sacrifice themselves." I must be missing something about history, but those battlefields would paint a far different picture. Anyway, aside from the clear gender bias, this mess belongs with the rest of the #turkey flix I have run across, the recycle bin. So why round up to a 2? I chuckled a few times. AT THEM, MIND YOU.

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