The Last Slay Ride

Cinema Drifter (2022)

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2.8

Comedy

USA | English | Color | 01:37

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When a group of indie filmmakers are ripped off by a crooked distributor, they set out on a mission of revenge, but quickly find themselves facing off against literal bloodsuckers in what becomes the ultimate battle of good vs evil.

Cast View all

	Calvin Morie McCarthy	Josh Enders
	Sanae Loutsis	Jessica Page
	Lukas Verri-Singer	Ivan Kostas
	Chynna Rae Shurts	Lauren
	Bransen Sands Koehler	Evan
	Jason Reynolds	Bob
	Steve Larkin	Marco 'something-or-another'
	Elissa Dowling	Victoria
	Eileen Dietz	Grandma
	Bill Victor Arucan	Max Rampage
	Lowell Deo	Arvid Scott
	Jackie Maya	Nina Peros
	Sebastian Bjorn	Torson Young
	Jordan Kelley	Jack
	Maya Banitt	Party Attendee
	Travis Bracco	Buddy
	Neal Cabanos	Leon
	Chloes Ciara	Tina
	Timothy Coyle	Creepy Director
	Thandiwe Davis	Zoe
	Davina DeAelfweald	Goth Queen
	Caleb Dickerson	Tony
	Logan Dickerson	Kenny
	Amy DiLorenzo	Rebecca
	Eyre Dogward	Dark Desires

Crew View all

Director	Jason Hawkins
Writer	Jason Hawkins
Producer	Bill Victor Arucan, Jason Hawkins, Angela Joseph, Shawn Loutsis
Musician	Len Lamanna
Photography	Jason Hawkins

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Edition details

Packaging	MP4
Nr Discs	1
Audio Tracks	Dolby Digital 2.0
Subtitles	English

Personal

Owner	Jackmeats Flix
Location	Deleted
Purchased	Dec 22, 2022 at YTS
Quantity	1
Seen	Dec 24, 2022
Index	6459
Added Date	Dec 22, 2022 10:05:25
Modified Date	Dec 25, 2022 09:43:11

Notes

My quick rating - 2,2/10. I thought I'd balance the good holiday stuff I have been watching with something that sure looks to be a #turkey. This has to be a student flick due to, well, everything you can think of starting with the horrendous acting of terrible dialogue. Scene after scene this just gets worse. The jokes that you can clearly see THEY thought were hilarious are just plain stupid. And since the first half of this movie tries to rely strictly on the comedy supplied by the actors attempting to make a horror film, that makes for some poor entertainment. But then they decide to shift gears and we are introduced to the film distributors that buy their film rights but when they go to collect their money, the crew find that they are actually vampires. Really poor excuses for vampires. They try to escape the mansion but are unable to get past the horde of "goth" chicks surrounding the place. This is the kind of top-notch humor you are getting here. Seems the only effects they could afford would be a couple bottles of ketchup and some colored lighting to flicker for their magical power demonstrations LOL. This is definitely getting more eye rolls than anything else out of me. The good news for you is even if you felt the need to watch this pile of trash, no one is streaming it and by the time you get this far, that includes me. They are really dragging this ending out, I just want to delete this already. It is also really irritating they keep referencing non-existent horror movies for their inspiration. And finally, OVER without going out on a laugh or a kill.

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