Flakka Zombie Drug

Cast View all

	Jess Sylvia	Valerie Kazlow
	Brenna Daly	Lydia Daniels
	Mikey Anthony O'Brien	Hunter Stern
	John D. Crawford	Jimmy Fitzgerald
	Ava Williams	Anna Kazlow
	Andres Galindo	Brad Knight
	Mike Bisceglia	Adam
	Dusti Renee	Lucy
	Alex Kersting	Stuart Flint
	Shane L. Fantozzi	Detective Malcolm Harrison
	Joe Palubinsky	Mayor Malcolm Dodd
	John E Seymore	Dr. Kazlow
	Phil Valentine	Captain
	Alfonzo McCarther	Police Sargeant
	Nathan Scott	Police Officer
	Algie Jenkins	911 Operator
	Stuart Elzy	Mover 1
	Paul Alan Dixon	Mover 2
	Roland Matthews	Reporter Tom Watts
	Zori Elle	Reporter Karen Waters
	Ashley Campbell	Reporter Nena Collins
	Kylee Williams Russell	Goth Girl
	Allie Sparks	Amanda the Mouse
	Kathy Corpus	Camille / Warrior Princess
	Lindsey Cruz	Sabrina the Cat

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Director	Dick Smartwell
Writer	C.W. Jonson
Producer	John E Seymore, John Ward
Musician	Sebastian Igasan
Photography	Kurtis Aslan

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Notes

My quick rating - 1.5/10. "Flakka Zombie Drug" descends into the realm of cinematic catastrophe with such audacious abandon that it's hard to believe it exists. This movie, if it can even be called that, is a spectacular failure on every conceivable level. It defies the very essence of storytelling, delivering a painful experience that leaves you questioning your life choices. The narrative, if one dares to call it that, is a convoluted mess of epic proportions. A widowed woman, her late husband's mysterious drug formula, a small-time drug dealer, and a zombie apocalypse - these elements are thrown into a blender without any rhyme or reason. The result is a plot that feels like it was concocted by someone playing Mad Libs while intoxicated lol. The lack of coherence is staggering, leaving you in a state of perpetual bewilderment. The mind-numbing banter is a new low in the annals of bad movie history. It's not just cringe-inducing, it's torture. Lines are delivered with all the conviction of actors held at gunpoint, devoid of any emotion or sincerity. The exchanges are so absurd that they border on the surreal, making it difficult to discern whether the script was intended to be serious or if it's a parody gone horribly wrong. The pacing, or lack thereof, is another baffling aspect of this cinematic disaster. Scenes drag on forever, sucking the life out of any remaining shreds of interest. Yet, somehow, the movie also manages to be frenetic, careening from one nonsensical moment to the next with reckless abandon. It's an exercise in disorientation, leaving viewers wondering if they accidentally stumbled into an avant-garde art project gone awry. This is not just a movie; it's a cautionary tale, a reminder of the depths to which cinema can plummet when all semblance of quality control is abandoned. It's a film that defies explanation, an enigma wrapped in a riddle, and it serves as a stark warning to filmmakers everywhere: this is what happens when creativity takes a backseat and incompetence takes the wheel. This flick is a cinematic travesty, a bewildering train wreck of a film that defies comprehension. It's a testament to the resilience of audiences that some might endure this ordeal in the name of curiosity or sheer masochism (as I did). For the rest, it stands as a testament to the importance of thoughtful storytelling, competent direction, and the basic principles of filmmaking that, unfortunately, are glaringly absent in this abomination of a flick. I think the sheer amusement of writing this up is what rounds my rating up to a 2 LOL.

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