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Lesbian Vampire Killers
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. |
Cast View all
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Silvia Colloca | Carmilla |
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Margarita Hall | Daughter of Darkness 1 |
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Sianad Gregory | Daughter of Darkness 2 |
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Mathew Horne | Jimmy |
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Lucy Gaskell | Judy |
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Emma Clifford | Ms Rossi |
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James Corden | Fletch |
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Travis Oliver | Steve |
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Susie Amy | Blonde |
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MyAnna Buring | Lotte |
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Louise Dylan | Anke |
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Ashley Mulheron | Trudi |
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Tiffany Mulheron | Heidi |
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John Pierce Jones | Landlord |
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Steve Clark-Hall | Sidney Goatherder No.7 |
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Paul McGann | Vicar |
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Emer Kenny | Rebecca |
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Vera Filatova | Eva |
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Jessica Powell | Lesbian Vampire |
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Mary Liddell | Lesbian Vampire |
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Michelle Carter | Lesbian Vampire |
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Nellie McQuinn | Lesbian Vampire |
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Kimberley Payne | Lesbian Vampire |
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Stacy Franklin | Lesbian Vampire |
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Kelly Franklin | Lesbian Vampire |
Crew
| Director | Phil Claydon |
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| Writer | Stewart Williams, Paul Hupfield | |
| Producer | Steffen Aumueller, Vic Bateman, Steve Clark-Hall, Claus Clausen, Paul Hupfield, Elaine Huss, Peter Kostense, Charles Layton, Rob Lewis, Xavier Marchand, Sam Nichols, Angad Paul, Glenn M. Stewart, Robert Walak, Stewart Williams | |
| Musician | Debbie Wiseman | |
| Photography | David Higgs | |
Personal
| Owner | Review? |
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| Location | Horror Disk 1 |
| Quantity | 1 |
| Seen | |
| Added Date | Jul 06, 2017 01:35:46 |
| Modified Date | Jul 15, 2023 14:58:01 |
Notes
My quick rating - 5,3/10. Well, color me surprised. This was actually pretty good. Funny dialogue, mainly supplied by James Corden. Yes, actually him, the late night talk show host. Wonder if he keeps this on the top of his resume. I strangely intricate tale of lesbian vampires haunting a town due to an ancient curse somewhere in the UK (they may have said where). Keep in mind, they did bother coming up with a "why" for the lesbian part, so bonus for trying. The deaths are funny yet gory, in a comic book violent style. The vampires blow up in what I can only say a "bucket of CUM looking substance, not blood" I have to assume that is part of the joke. Looking forward to "Lesbian Werewolf Killers" lol