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jesus the total douchebag

Grimore (2011)

Xvid

2.6

246

Horror

USA | English | Color | 01:42

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Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big budget movies. They should give what Hollywood can't."

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	Dave Brockie	Satan
	Bill Zebub	Jesus
	Tara Tied	Mary / Mother of Jesus
	Parker Weller	God
	Taylor Trash	Mary Magdalene
	Claire Voyant	Judas
	Lydia Lael	Judas
	Rachel Bulisky	Sex Wish Maiden
	Angelina Martin	Blind Girl
	Rich Carucci	Doubting Thomas
	Bob Arian	Caesar
	Alisa Lova	Prisoner
	Jimmy Dylan	John the Baptist
	Z. Man	Andrew
	Rocco Martone	Peter
	Steve Nebesni	Pontius Pilate
	Alan Tecchio	Roman Soldier
	Bob Segal	Roman Soldier
	Gaylord Longo	Gay Roman Soldier
	Rick Falbo	Roman Soldier
	Mela Nichols	Joanna
	Bob Clash	Roman Soldier
	Gregory Muller	Caesar
	Miss Lyss	Crowd Member
	Nicholas Mozak	Crowd Member

Crew View all

Director	Bill Zebub
Producer	Bill Zebub
Photography	Bill Zebub

Edition details

Nr Discs	1
Regions	Region 1

Personal

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Watched
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Added Date	Jul 06, 2017 01:38:35
Modified Date	Sep 24, 2018 19:43:08

Notes

Movie review:I know some have been waiting to see this one.Got bad news, this movie sucks.For the first 10 minutes,I thought it was porn.Now seeing boobs is fine and all(I don't think a chick in this movie ever shaved downstairs) but it was so pointless.So I guess it was about Jesus being some horny guy.I suppose that was the joke.Watching Mary Magdalin repeatedly impregnated by a dick from the sky was supposed to be funny?I'm not religious at all but there honestly is nothing even remotely close too funny in this movie.I won't comment about the usual stuff,it doesn't exist.Stay away and rent a porn if you need to see breasts. 2.0/10 IMDB 3.5 I seriously don't know how I made it through the whole movie.

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