The Human Centipede Iii (Final Sequence)

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	Dieter Laser	Bill Boss
	Laurence R. Harvey	Dwight Butler
	Eric Roberts	Governor Hughes
	Robert LaSardo	Inmate 297
	Tommy Lister	Inmate 178
	Jay Tavare	Inmate 346
	Clayton Rohner	Dr. Jones
	Bree Olson	Daisy
	Akihiro Kitamura	Inmate 333
	Bill Hutchens	Inmate 488
	Carlos Ramirez	Inmate 109
	Hamzah Saman	Inmate 093
	Peter Blankenstein	Inmate 106
	Daniel TwoFeathers	Stabbed Prison Guard
	Joshua William Adam	SWAT Team Member
	Aswad Ali	Prisoner
	Dominic Bagarozzi	Prisoner
	Julian Bane	Prisoner
	Brian Bell	Prisoner
	Ben Blenkle	Inmate 507
	Cristian Burea	Prisoner
	Matt Callahan	Medic
	Frank Cermak Jr.	Orderly
	Chris Clanton	Prisoner
	Alex Cojocaru	Prisoner

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Director	Tom Six
Writer	Tom Six
Producer	Ilona Six, Tom Six
Musician	Misha Segal
Photography	David Meadows

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MMy quick rating - 4,1/10. Don't listen to any nonsense about how violent/gore-filled this is. It just isn't. The movie leads itself to be a sequel within a new movie premise taken a step further from how part 2 was to 1. Kudos to Tom Six for making sequels that don't follow the traditional role, but smack him at the same time for being so pretentious to think a film fan won't see right through his arrogance. Multiple scenes of what Tom considers humor point this out entirely by being long, drawn-out scenes with Deiter Laser (Bill Boss) acting like a complete jackass overacting a joke to the point that would make Jim Carrey cringe. Basically, the story in a nutshell (about all you need) is a deranged prison warden (Laser) who decides at his last straw to use the ideas from the Human Centipede movies to punish criminals and deter further offenders from ever breaking the law. This revelation is made when the governor (played by, wait for it, Eric Roberts) gives Boss 2 weeks to get his prison in order. What better way than take all the prisoners and sew them ass to mouth together, right? Anyway, back to the gore, a scene or two MAY have been considered "gross" years ago, but there is nothing too raw at all. Some of the humor is quite funny in a very dark way (his idea of healthy food is one of them) but the overshadowing of the poor acting is a deterrent (in other words, yes, it is a b-budget movie BUT it was so painfully obvious the actors were purposely acting bad to become a b-budget movie) So again the numbnut, Tom Six, thinks he is outsmarting the audience with this backasswards attempt at laughs. These laughs tend to come more from suggestions and the cheesy attempt at being an exploitative film(women should love a secretary named "Tits") All and all, it has the pros but is outweighed by the cons. The good news, it was only supposed to be a trilogy, so we may be spared of another one.

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