Meat the Jones in this humorous yet terrifying tale of a prestigious family of black cannibals. For years the Jones' have enjoyed an endless supply of "cattle" by feeding on the homeless people from the streets of Akron, Ohio. The Jones's way of life is jeopardized by their daughter Kendal who is a newly converted vegan and doesn't approve of her family's dark, twisted ways. Kendal must decide on keeping up the family tradition or helping Ed, the new-found love of her life escape the Jones's house of horrors, before he becomes their next meal.
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Claudia 'Shyne' Sims | Tay the Crackhead |
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Ashely Aquilla | Sybil Jones |
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Bella | Newspaper Reporter |
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Kyle Carthens | Ed Rice |
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Dan Click | Squatter 2 |
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LaVail Duncan | Uncle Charles |
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Joe Frese | Matt Steiner |
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Mark Goler | Ruben Jones |
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Mike Good | Police Officer |
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Hannah Harris | Janet Steiner |
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Ben Hinkle | Squatter 1 |
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Keisha R. Howze | Kris |
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Mia Jones | Jenny Barber |
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Tara Kodosky | Kim Steiner |
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Crissy Kolarik | Mrs. Kerns |
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Kenny Santiago Marrero | Crackhead John |
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LaVert Martin | News Cameraman |
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Octavious Maximus | Terrence Miller |
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Rovina Moore | News Reporter |
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Vivek Narayan | Darpan |
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Joshua Saunders | Hanging Corpse |
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Ryan Scanlon | Corpse |
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Lyle Shelley | Michael Steiner |
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Kris Smith | Old Lady Smith |
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J. Starr | Officer Newman |
| Director | Maurice Thomas |
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| Writer | Dustin Austen, Jennifer Jeter, Maurice Thomas | |
| Producer | Bob Chalfant, LaVail Duncan, Rovina Moore, Vivek Narayan, Maurice Thomas | |
| Musician | Tim Novotny | |
| Photography | Dustin Austen | |
| Nr Discs | 1 |
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| Regions | Region 1 |
| Location | Deleted |
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| Purchased | On Sep 08, 2016 |
| Watched | Sep 17, 2016 (at Home) |
| Index | 4274 |
| Added Date | Jul 06, 2017 01:43:56 |
| Modified Date | Sep 24, 2018 19:51:34 |
My quick rating - 3,5/10. Almost a 4....almost. Well, as the plot says, a family serves up the neighborhood with meat, human flesh that is. The plot you read is actually better than the movie. Poorly acted with little gore to back up any attempt at shock value. This movie just attempts to play on the "we don't eat dark meat" joke as its only saving grace. Beyond that, the whole movie is pretty bad.