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Horror Hotel The Movie

Horror Hotel The Movie

"Aliens Stole My Boyfriend" - Two cute alien chicks crash land their space buggy in the parking lot of the motor court looking for Earth boyfriends. "Coma Girl" - A macabre maintenance man falls in love with a comatose patient at the convalescent home where he works much to the dismay of her faithful husband. "Brain Robbers In Love" - A powerful older woman steals the body of a young woman using a top-secret brain-swapping devise stolen from a government vault. "The Problem With Clones" - A skip-tracer must search through a family of clones to find the sister who murdered her look alike. "Four-Eyes" - A paraplegic hit man is encouraged to pursue his gruesome talent by a man who wants to murder his ex-wife. "Life After Men" - In the near future, males are virtually extinct from disease and are tracked down my man hunters working for the new government.


Cast View all

Tera Buerkle Sylvia Bunch
Deborah Childs Phoebe Bird / Grandmother
Jordan Demers Alice
Austin Freeman Rodger
Michael Gladden Sid
J Michael Grey Four Eyes
Troy Halverson Bob Bates
Derrell Keith Lester Dr. Merkin
Ryan Littmann Mr. Homm
Baby Norman Villa Marx
Erin Ownbey Zoe
Anastasia Pekhtereva Minoria / Penelope Coppel
Neil Ramsay Marvin
Brittany Savoie Nurse Extra
R.C. Sayyah Cooper
Amber Seidel Connie
Philip Spartis Dr. Skipfly
Stephanie Stevens Aeliana / Betty Lou
James Edward Thomas Al Sharko
Wesley Williamson Dead Boyfriend
Kalyn Wood Cindy

Edition details

Nr Discs 1
Regions Region 1

Personal

Owner Review?
Location Deleted
Purchased On Oct 21, 2016 at ETRG
Watched Oct 30, 2016 (at Home)
Index 4339
Added Date Jul 06, 2017 01:44:06
Modified Date Jul 29, 2023 13:12:29

Notes

My quick rating - 0,4/10. This is the first time I actually wanted to give a zero rating to a flick. I found myself mad that I wouldn't turn it off. Poor trait to have when you watch so much but this regurgitation may have been the worst movie I have seen. There is not one single thing I can come up with to shed any light on why you would want to see this. Typically in anthology movies, some chapters are good, some bad. Goes with the territory of that style. How to actually consistently be so pathetic is beyond me. That achievement is the only decimal points this movie got, and that is for not straying from being utter garbage. I have no clue how they classified this movie to a genre in the slightest, the title makes no sense since there is absolutely no substance in the film. What others me about warning you people is a can't swear so you would get a good idea of how angry....OK. I'll stop. Point being if you are on a crusade to make your eyeballs want to commit suicide from within your own skull, find this movie and watch it. Or if you need to get back at someone, kidnap them and force them to watch this over and over again. If aliens are monitoring the earth, please understand that no one really rates this higher then 1 (zero being a non option) and those that do have a strange sense of humor. It cannot be because they were paid to say good things, they just want to trick others into watching it. Heck, my review alone has more substance and someone is most likely thinking "I gotta see just how bad this is" Well, you have been warned.

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