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Church Of Fears

Church Of Fears

Kep-Kraft Media Productions (2018)
Xvid
MP4
Comedy | Horror
USA | English | Color | 01:55

A 17 year old girl is torn between her religious parents and free spirited friends and can't seem to please either. Hoping to reconcile the two sides of her life, she invites her friends to her parents church - only for all hell to break loose. Weird apparitions and ghostly creatures drive the teenagers to breaking point, leaving the confused adults with no alternative but to saving the their souls via exorcism!. Scares, screams and laughs abounded in this original horror comedy.


Cast View all

David Eaton John
Annabeth Furlow Creatures
Michael W. Green Pastor Tom
Deborah Kay Hooker Summer
Robert Hooker Man of Death
Dawson V. Jackson Clown and Student
Kalei Lozano Tiffany
Martez McKee Giovanni
Sam Paige Cicilea
Lance Parker Josh
Ashley Pintello Cheyenne
Megan Robinson Clarissa
Nicolas Shook Chris
Robert Slaughter Christopher
Sharon Wilson Bible Class Teacher

Crew View all

Director Jaime Kepner
Writer Jaime Kepner
Producer Jaime Kepner
Photography Paul Kepner

Edition details

Nr Discs 1

Personal

Owner Jackmeats Flix
Location Deleted
Purchased On Mar 05, 2020 at TGX
Watched Apr 16, 2021
Index 1334
Added Date Mar 05, 2020 10:29:40
Modified Date

Notes

My quick rating - 1,2/10. The good: They somehow got this on Amazon Prime. The bad: Everything else. Remember about 30 years ago you got a home video camera and you realized hitting pause and record you could make people disappear? Well, these morons just learned that trick, and every other one a home user has been doing for decades. Fairly sure that little trick involved splicing out film from reels. Anyway, this isn't a lesson, this is a fair warning. So bad their isn't even profanity to use and explain it. Even the 17 year olds acting, should've pissed them off. Everything said and done is just an experiment in demonstrating what NO ONE would say or do. The story is nonsensical, some church and weird spirits (in other words people dressed up for Halloween) are around. Since later on they use a group exorcism, since those are really a thing, I guess we are to believe they are demons. Scene after scene is a test of your patience. Over and over I could see they were trying to slide in some inside jokes. The problem is they aren't funny to the viewer now and I can assure you when these dolts come back and view this at their 10 year reunion, they won't remember why it was funny then either. I couldn't delete the movie fast enough, but luckily they knew that was coming and didn't bother with any credits LOL. I tend to try and find the good, maybe seeing some potential for a future but there is no way anyone involved in this is going anywhere (which my saying that is a cue for a soon to be Oscar winner found). If you can't find your old movies (as is driving me crazy now the more I see far worse shit showing up) then this will suffice.

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