Family Guy: Season 9

The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.

Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.

After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret, until he accidentally spills the beans.

Peter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.

Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.

Brian's self-help book becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy.

Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.

Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his making his own Red Bull; Chris gets to introduce President Obama after plagiarizing Meg's poem.

Lois becomes friends with the new news anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on air.

Peter and Brian cause a public disturbance at the movie theater and they are forced to attend A.A. for thirty days. Peter tempts everyone to drink in secret at the meeting and all of the members start drinking. Peter proceeds to drive home drunk, but he falls asleep at the wheel and he dies. Peter is visited by Death to show him the flaws of drinking and what it would be like if he sobered up. Peter decides to enjoy drinking in moderation, which pleases Lois and the rest of the family. At the dump, two seagulls drink all of Peter's discarded beers he has thrown out.

A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.

While taking care of Joe, Meg develops a crush on him; Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house.

Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade places.

Brian enlists Quagmire's help to score a date with a new friend, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian.

After yet another failed marriage, Lois' sister, Carol, comes to stay, and quickly falls in love with Mayor West.

Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, unaware of her intentions; Peter homeschools Chris and Meg.

The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.