Cow Chips Aren't For Dippin'

a guide to life in the new Wild West

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Recent and very expensive government surveys show that from 1985 to 1995 somewhere between 200,000 and 3.6 billion people relocated to the American west, introducing phraseology such as "radical demographic shifts" to a culture that, then years ago, thought two-ply toilet paper was the leading edge of human endeavor. Problem is, many people residing in or visiting the western states don't know a heifer from a hole in the wall nor a bovine from a bulldozer. Thus, in the true western tradition, we are pleased to offer this authoritative handbook to all things western worth talking about--the food, the attractions, the people, the vocabulary, the art of cow tipping, and much, much more.