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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 3

Plot

ONE OF THE STRANGEST EVENTS IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING OCCURRED HERE ON EARTH SHORTLY BEFORE IT GOT DEMOLISHED
For two books, humankind has been unaware of not inconsequential snippet of information. The most careful consultation of The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe have left millions unaware of why Earth has always been shunned by the rest of the Galaxy.
Now all - and more - can be revealed...
THE HISTORY OF THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS ONE OF IDEALISM, DESPAIR, STRUGGLE, PASSION, SUCCESS, FAILURE AND ENORMOUSLY LONG LUNCHBREAKS
Quoted from an interview with Hurling Frootmig, 17th acting editor of the Guide
WHY STOP NOW, JUST WHEN IM HATING IT
Marvin the Paranoid Android