Ramy: Season 2

Bro...You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay'ah.

Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

He told you about little Omar. stop acting like you didn't know. now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it's haraam. you're just - haraam.

You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water - you ever feel that? like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?

Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

Ramy gets into a sticky situation after his bachelor party with the crew goes wrong.

Masr um el dunya... and it always will be. But America is what I need right now. You'll see, baba. Inshallah.

yes. mexicans can go to heaven.

can we just pray together?