Two And A Half Men: Season 2

Charlie is having some friends over to his house for a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things get worse for Alan when he is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.

Alan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.

After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.

After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now-infuriated brother.

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.

Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.

Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.

An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.

It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.

Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter goes horribly wrong.

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?

A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.

After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche, but life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

The brothers can't resist mother Evelyn demanding quality with Jake, like his maternal grandparents, but 'less', so get her agree to a single night of Alan's weekend, which even Judith can't stop. The brothers feel guilty exposing the boy to the she-devil who traumatized both of them for life, so Jake gets spoiled and bribed first, then they find solace in a beach bar, serially dating birdbrain volleyball babes. Meanwhile hosting Jake proves way worse then being Evelyn's hillbilly guest.

Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.