Two And A Half Men: Season 8

Alan unsuccessfully tries to keep Jake from finding out that he's sleeping with his friend Eldridge's mom; Charlie contemplates giving up drinking after an unusually wild night he can't remember.

When Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes".

Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.

Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Charlie has second thoughts about the woman he's dating when he discovers she's 47, but his attitude suddenly changes when he discovers she has a sexy, bisexual, 20-year-old daughter.

Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker Rose is too much to handle.

Jake gets Alan to invite Evelyn to Charlie's house for her birthday dinner to get revenge for Charlie ruining his chances with a classmate, and Alan and Charlie get Charlie's pharmacist to come along as Evelyn's date.

While Berta is away for the weekend, Charlie finds the perfect replacement housekeeper; when Lyndsey starts dating Alan again, her ex starts stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling Courtney, who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money.

Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative.

When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and visits his psychiatrist.

When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.

Charlie continues to obsess over Rose--whom he thinks is married--after running into her at the store, and Jake and Eldrige begin recording their own "Jackass" rip-off.

Alan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and Charlie continues to see Rose, still completely unaware that her "husband" is actually a mannequin.

Rose becomes wise to Alan's Ponzi scheme and threatens to tell his family--until Alan discovers the truth about Rose's "husband."