Homestarrunner.com: Strongbad_email.exe

Strong Bad answers an email from Abdi LaRue from San Diego, California, who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed.

A misspelling of "Homestar" leaves Strong Bad attempting to kill Homsar.

Tyler asks Strong Bad how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Strong Bad explains the concept of the Transitive Butt Property.

Instead of a regular message, Strong Bad receives a Hairstyle Runner design.

"Kissless in Santa Rosa" asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.

Anthony thinks Strong Sad is dumb and a crappy guy and wants Strong Bad to deliver the message.

Ben wants to know how to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume. Strong Bad gives some instructions while Homestar models.

Strong Bad gets hit on, and it's not quite what he expected.

Strong Bad receives a "love letter" from "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf".

Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the vampire), showing just how truly fragile he is.

When Mike wonders why Strong Bad doesn't rule the world, Strong Bad brings Strong Badia to the public eye for the first time.

Strong Bad gets a scam email trying to trick him into giving out his credit card information. He knows just what to do with it.

Strong Bad receives an email saying "i she be your girlfriend." Then he makes fun of the author and forwards the email to The Cheat.

Ron Kiwi asks Strong Bad what his thoughts are on feeding the ducks.

T.J. asks Strong Bad what some of his tricks are, and he replies with a list of the basics.

Dan asks Strong Bad for advice on a name for his new band.

Roy asks Strong Bad what to do about his girlfriend, who keeps interrupting him while he's studying.

Joe P. asks Strong Bad if he has ever done any stand-up comedy.

Nicolas asks if Strong Bad's legs are made of tape.

Strong Bad does some spring cleaning by deleting several emails.

Geroge writes in to ask Strong Bad to do a cartoon with only him in it, with a voiceover commentary. Strong Bad also teaches a valuable lesson; "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad."

Strong Bad is asked by Mark from England what he thinks of the English. It's a disaster in the making.

Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him.

Phylo D asks how hard it is for Strong Bad to flip someone off with boxing gloves on.

Aaron C. asks if the blue diamond on Strong Bad's head is the source of all his super powers.

Margo asks how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.

Brandon Hofer asks Strong Bad what his second wish would be if he had three wishes.

Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad's hands were glued to his face. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!

Stiny asks why Strong Bad's name doesn't end in "man".

Cory Dewey-Smith wants to know how to get his VCR to stop blinking 12:00.

Strong Bad sets out to convince Daniel's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.

Pablo wishes Strong Bad a happy Flag Day.

The beginning of the end of the Tandy 400: Mike W. misses the days when Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. Then, the computer explodes.

Since the Tandy 400 is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams, to answer an email. Marie asks him about his weirdest dream.

The Tandy 400 is back from the accident in gimmicks. This time, Ali and her sister tell Strong Bad that they think he is cute, but the computer appears to be still malfunctioning and the email gets...DELETED!!

Derek asks Strong Bad if he can play the guitar.

Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard.

Shack wants to know what Strong Bad sounds like under the influence of helium.

Strong Bad talks about Cold Ones, with a few tweaks at standard algebra.

Strong Bad takes a vacation and writes postcards from the places he visits.

Tandy 400 is dead and gone, for behold: The Compy 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound. Meanwhile, Strong Bad discovers being invisible really isn't worth it.

Kyle Rechsteiner asks Strong Bad what he would look like as an action figure.

Strong Bad receives a very clear and concise email from Viklas, and responds in kind.

Strong Bad gets asked about the lures and jigs he uses when fishing.

Strong Bad composes his own techno music.

Andrew writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous ways.

Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist.

Strong Bad gives the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check.

The president of a fraternity invites Strong Bad to a theme party and asks him to think of a theme for it.

In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up.

Disc 1 - Strongbad Email 1-50.

Unreleased SBEmail "Greeting Cards"

Unreleased SBEmail "E-Mail Birds"

Unreleased SBEmail - "Videro Games"

A compilation of Strongbad's SBEmail intro songs

A compilation of Strongbad's scroll button songs