Issue #0

Chapwoman's Guide to Shemanship and Pilot Handling

Plot

- Spending Friday to Sunday on a sail boat is like spending the weekend on a jungle-gym - Heel is defined as your boat rolling over on its side and playing dead -The anchor is a symbol of hope, not of faith - Entertaining on your boat is like having a dinner party in your closet - Life offshore consists of food, sleep, standing watch and trying not to go below to use the head - At night when the freighter's lights disappear, it may be because the freighter is directly overhead