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Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas
Richard Lederer

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Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas

Gibbs Smith (Jul 17, 2006)
9780941711807
| Paperback
111 pages | English
Dewey 818.602
LC Classification PN6231.C36 .L43 2006
LC Control No. 2006007702

Plot

Q. Why did Frosty decide to live in the middle of the ocean? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What do you call a bunch of parents standing in line to buy their daughters a popular doll? A. A Barbie queue. Q. An opinion survey in Alaska is called what? A. A north poll. Q. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, what do you get? A. Baa, humbug!