The Absolute Beginner's Cookbook: Or How Long Do I Cook A 3-Minute Egg?

Plot

For the millions of people who suffer from kitchen phobia, The Absolute Beginner's Cookbook has the cure. By following the simple-step-by-step instructions in this amusing yet informative manual, anyone can learn to cook. Beginning with the egg, and going on to main dishes like One-Step Lasagna and Overnight Crab Casserole, this book helps the fearful cook forget the nightmares of menacing spatulas and blenders running amuck. Illustrations.