The house-mates return to the real world, only to find that nobody cares about reality-show contestants.

Spanky and Xandir decide to get married, while Foxxy must try to pass the SAT to get her detective's license.

Captain Hero discovers that his homeworld wasn't really destroyed, and that his parents are still alive.

Captain Hero gets a visit from an old college friend looking for more than a back-rub, while Foxxy decides to reunite her old band.

Wooldoor surprises the house-mates with his masturbation efforts, and Ling-Ling finds himself in an arranged battle.

After vengeful Indian spirits build a casino in the house-mates' backyard, Clara becomes a stripper to win her father's approval while Hero throws fights for quick cash.

Captain Hero takes on his imagined nemesis, Super Nanny, while Ling-Ling undergoes a radical transformation to get his driver's license.

Foxxy gets a brain tumor from Hero's X-ray vision, and a giant mouse wants her rubbed out.

Hero hires Wooldoor to be his new sidekick after Captain Girl is killed by the Mad Libber. Also, Toot decides she wants to have a baby, so she takes one for a test drive.

Wooldoor gets a live-action cow as a pet, much to the house-mates' displeasure. Also, Toot finds the secret code to getting a date to her fat camp reunion.

Xandir tries to get Hero to come to terms with his gay side, while the rest of the crew discover that Entertainment Weekly doesn't like them.

Hero sets out to overcome his one weakness, but ends up going overboard. Wooldoor, meanwhile, does time for stealing and has trouble adjusting to life outside the big house.

Xandir decides he needs to come out to his parents, and enlists the house-mates' help in guessing how they'll react. Naturally, things spiral out of control.

When the house-mate's realize that Toot's heydays were 80 years ago, they conclude she is suffering from Alzheimer's and send her to an old-age home. Clara, meanwhile, decides to rid herself of the Octopussoir.

The cast, along with many past extras, get together for a reunion show, at which the Producer will announce who is the winner of the Drawn Together prize.