Beavis and Butt-Head are recruited for an amateur game of football, the rules of which they don't understand.

After Beavis consumes too much VOLT Cola, he becomes Cornholio and is deported to Mexico by the U.S. Immigration Officers.

Beavis and Butt-Head learn about evolution at school, and dream about being cavemen scoring with cavewomen.

Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to prank neighbors by ringing their doorbell and running, but they can't seem to do it right.

Beavis and Butt-Head want to attend the sexual education class being held specifically for girls.

On a long walk to Las Vegas, Beavis and Butt-Head find a wounded baby bird and treat it in their own special way.

Beavis and Butt-Head attend an AA meeting to deal with their own alcohol problems, i.e. the problems they have *getting* booze!

Beavis and Butt-Head go to a lingerie store. There, they touch all of the underwear on sale, thinking it means they'll "sort-of score" since women will wear them someday.

The boys contract head lice.

Beavis and Butt-Head force Stewart to get porn websites off Highland High's Internet system.

Beavis' nose won't stop bleeding after Butt-Head punches him in the face.

Beavis and Butt-Head inadvertently make a citizens' arrest, then proceed to attempt to arrest innocent people.

Beavis and Butt-Head decide to pierce their own ears after being refused service at the local mall.

Beavis and Butt-Head experience good fortune in the form of a day full of things that are cool.

Beavis and Butt-Head decide to go on strike from their jobs at Burger World.

Beavis starts copying everything Butt-Head says, much to Butt-Head's annoyance.

Mayhem and madness erupt on a beautiful day in Highland, but Beavis and Butt-head miss out on it.

After seeing an infomercial with a bodybuilder, Beavis and Butt-head attempt to get into muscle man shape themselves.

After missing the bus and being forced to walk home from school, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to take a shortcut.

Butt-head orders a Russian mail-order bride.

Burger World initiates a new delivery service, which Beavis and Butt-head promptly bring to an end.

Beavis and Butt-head use the table saw in their woodshop class to destroy everything that they can find.

Stuart gets hundreds of TV satellite dish, yet violence appears on every channel.

Beavis finds an unopened can of root beer along the side of the highway, and Butt-head convinces him that it must be shook up before he opens it.

Beavis and Butt-head decide to start a band.

Beavis and Butt-Head visit an impotence clinic, thinking doing so will help them score.

Beavis is inspired to be more assertive by a self-help guru.

When a man accidentally hits Butt-Head with his car, he gives him $10 to not tell anybody. This inspires the duo to try getting hit by more cars to make some money.

Beavis and Butt-head invent the Butt-Scratcher 2000.

Beavis and Butt-head attempt to kill a fly that has invaded the living room.

Beavis and Butthead get to hang out with their hero, Todd.

At Burger World, Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get workers' compensation.

Beavis and Butt-head finally send Principal McVicker straight into a mental institution... as if that wasn't inevitable.

David Van Driessen stages a mock graduation to help students that he assumes to have low self-esteem, which Beavis and Butt-head take literally.

Beavis and Butt-Head talk to a job conselour about potential future careers.

McVicker puts Beavis and Butt-Head in a speech therapy class.

A spoof of Leave It to Beaver (1957).

In an untold incident, Beavis sets his rectum on fire and must be treated at the local hospital while Butt-head ruins a heart transplant.

When Coach Buzzcut catches Beavis and Butt-head defacing the American flag. He forces them to write a report of how grateful they are of being Americans or risk getting their asses kicked.

Beavis and Butt-Head, who are about to get killed off, celebrate Thanksgiving '97 with Kurt Loder.

Beavis and Butt-head are believed to be dead after not going to school for 3 weeks.