Daria and Jane create an iconoclastic poster for a contest, only to find that the school demands it be altered against their wishes.

Lawndale High School goes on another field trip, this time to a local paint-ball course, with Helen & Jake as parental chaperones. The true savage nature of everybody's personality is revealed on this trip. Daria and Jane opt to sneak out toward another nearby tourist attraction that proves to be a complete rip-off.

Quinn needs a quick passing grade in English, and ends up writing an impressive essay(by Lawndale standards, that is), but fears that it might give her a reputation as a nerd. Instead it gives her a new following as a trendy intellectual, something that Daria, a true intellectual can't stand. Since desperate times call for desperate measures, Daria is willing to consider such measures in order to persuade her sister to give up this facade.

Daria is ordered to be a bridesmaid for her cousin's wedding, but she finds a kindred spirit in her Aunt Amy.

Helen and Jake's former-hippie friends Willow and Coyote Yeager visit, causing the Morgendorffers to doubt their own value system. Daria and Quinn stick around to use their protest activities against them--and so Quinn can flirt with their son--until Jane invites Daria to help Trent and Jesse sell their parents' old records at a flea market.

Daria and Jane decide to follow Quinn around for a day for a school video project, and the opportunity to make her look ridiculous is irresistible.

Daria starts to fall for an eccentric new kid who puzzles her as much as he intrigues.

Daria and Jodie are invited to explore enrolling at an elite school for gifted students.

A mysterious rash lands Daria in the hospital, but her reticence to let people know why she's there leads to some outlandish rumors at the school.

Hear ye, hear ye. Lawndale High is hosting a Renaissance Fair. See Quinn cast as the lead in a play. See Mr. DeMartino as the Black Knight. See Daria try to escape.

Daria objects to cheer-leading practice during PE. Jane joins the track team after falling for a guy on the team. After winning the race and popularity, will Jane still hang out with loser Daria?

While helping Trent pick out a birthday present for Jane, Daria is talked into getting her belly button pierced.

When Daria is given a special school project to write a short story featuring people she knows, she finds it unusually frustrating.