Catching Christmas

Plot

Walter Hawkins is a school headmaster obsessing over the War on Christmas. He's had it with political correctness, bizarre Christmas letters, goofy light displays, drunken Santas and the new moniker, "Sparkle Season." Walter's over-the-top assistant has decorated her minivan with a wreath, garland, twinkling lights, and spray snow that says "Jesus the Rsn for the Ssn" (she ran out of room for the vowels). He's surrounded by tacky and tinsel. To top it off, he has to negotiate with a mysterious salvage dealer, and a second-grade student who makes the five o'clock news. Walther is headed for a holiday meltdown.