Doug takes Carrie to a spa because he needs credit to go to Las Vegas with the guys.

Doug feels neglected when Carrie works overtime and seems to even like her job.

While on his way to an overeating support group Doug notices an abusive relationship group and joins them instead.

While Carrie is very pleased when she gets her own assistant, Doug isn't happy with a new and funny colleague.

Carrie brings Doug to one of her work parties, but Doug forgets one of Carrie's co-workers names so he fakes cardiac arrest.

Doug's parents come to visit, when Doug's dad goes to enter a model train competition, Arthur keeps Doug's mom busy.

Doug thinks a midget stole his wallet.

When Doug and Carrie notice that their really good friends Deacon and Kelly are spending time with a new couple, Doug and Carrie do whatever they can do to find new friends.

Doug buys a new cologne which seems to impress everyone who smells it except Carrie. Arthur shows Spence and Holly how to sneak into movie theaters.

Carrie hires a maid, Doug does too!

Doug pursues his dream of becoming a bartender. Meanwhile Arthur wants to become chairman of the senior center.

When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

Carrie discovers a romantic line Doug once said when they were dating comes from a film where the main character said it to a monkey. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly and thinks she feels the same way about him.

When Doug delivers a package to his old high school, he begins to reminisce (and exaggerate) about his old high school daze and the time when he went there and played football which makes him act very childish.

Carrie turns 35 and doesn't like it, at all.

After Deacon finds a new friend, Spence convinces Doug that Deacon has been spending less time with him because Deacon's new friend is Black. Carrie's manicurist cancels her for being difficult, leaving Carrie very frustrated.

Carrie gets Doug to take Arthur on a recently won game tickets and trip to St. Louis after they make a deal that he never has to do anything with him any more.

Carrie persuades Holly to go with her to Lowe's because the van has more cargo room. A macho waitress at Slappy's Diner threatens to kick Doug's ass after he insults her. Arthur and George throw a casino party that ends up backfiring.

During a snow storm: Carrie gets an iPod for free after a cashier is busy talking on the phone and accidentally does not scan it, but Carrie's guilty conscience gets the best of her.

Carrie has a work event at a baseball park and she's trying very hard to impress a client, but Doug makes it very difficult.

When Doug finds out that he can earn a free Plasma screen TV at a timeshare ski resort, he tricks Carrie into going. But they both find out it will be difficult in getting that TV when the sales people enter the picture.

When a man across the street dies, Carrie and Doug buy the house so they can sell it and make a lot of money.