'allo 'allo!: Series 3

Flick's sausage containing the forged painting is kidnapped by the Resistance who demand a ransom. Strohm and Geering get René to pay the sum which Edith obtains from Alfonse. But René's (dressed as a German soldier) delivery goes awry.

Gruber has destroyed the forged painting and is ordered to fake a new copy. The Resistance repay Alfonse the ransom sum, but with counterfeit bills, and René is not happy when Alfonse uses the bills to buy drinks for everyone in the cafe.

Maria delivers the genuine painting to Gruber for him to copy it. But Klinkerhoffen puts the painting (inside the sausage) in his wardrobe and demands to get his lawn mower motor back. René and friends attempt to steal back the painting.

Michelle plans to have the airmen escape in the old aeroplane. It is to be catapulted into the air, requiring René to collect 800 meters of men's braces. Flick and Helga turn up in Flick's staff car and get in the way of a steam-roller.

Klinkerhoffen recognizes a Van Gogh, behind which René has hidden The Fallen Madonna, and he requisitions it along with two pretty 'waitresses' (i. e. the airmen in disguise). To thwart this a supposedly enraged Edith 'shoots' the 'girls.'

Flick learns of the plan to dig a tunnel into the prison camp. The airmen and Alfonse need help in digging so René and his staff join in. Strohm and Geering follow René and go through the tunnel, which collapses behind them.