Richie and Eddie outsource their love life to a dating agency, and Richie lands a night with a foreign aristocratic. Surely the two lads can arrange a decent dinner date, right?

Eddie is drunk and Richie is begrudgingly dealing with him, but then a burglar livens up their night. Is there somehow a money making scheme to be made in this?

With their telly taken by bailiffs, Richie and Eddie arrange their own night of culture, well, as cultured as those two could get.

The regulars of The Lamb and Flag learn a red hot tip for a horse race, but Richie and Eddie don't have any money to bet. Perhaps a drunk Falklands veteran with a prosthetic leg could be their solution.

It's Christmas day and Richie is cooking the dinner to which Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun are invited. Dinner is not up to Michelin standard, but Richie's day improves when he finds out he is the son of God.

Richard and Eddie are camping out on Wimbledon Common. Eddie has brought the tin opener but Richie has forgotten the tins. How will they survive? Chocolate Hob-Nobs and hedgehogs may be the solution.