Cartman finds more than he expects when he infiltrates the NSA.

The children of South Park find out their parents are watching disturbingly violent television shows about sex, murder, and betrayal, otherwise nicknamed "murder porn" (real life crime dramas). Once a husband is arrested for killing his wife, the children take matters into their own hands by using parental blocks on their TVs to block murder porn. In order to break the block, the parents must learn to play Minecraft.

Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.

The goth kids become worried after one of their members is sent to a camp for kids with emotional issues, and comes back an Emo. When one of the Vampire kids goes to the whiney side, the two cliques work together to save their friends.

Ike is going through Canadian puberty and it puts a strain of his and Kyle's friendship. The school installs a computer system hooked up to a website called IntelliLink.

Cartman's latest prank spins totally out of control, but in a good way - finally there is peace in the Middle East. But why is Kyle eating Cartman's farts and enjoying it?!?

The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money.

The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win.

The horror of Black Friday has begun and the battle begins. Forces will join, back stabbing will occur and there will be blood. And big floppy wieners.

After Butters turns down a fat girl that asks him out, Wendy is upset over Butters' crush on Kim Kardashian because she says Kim is actually a short fat hobbit who uses photo shop to make herself look more attractive.